ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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