Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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