My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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