that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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