Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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