puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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