dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize