Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Randomize
