is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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