If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
sex in a hospital.. check
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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