Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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