There is no way he is gay with that hair.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
You ruined the universe
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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