girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
There r osticjed everywhere
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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