His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
where am i from again
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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