i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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