Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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