porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
He did a backflip because drugs
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