you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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