Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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