stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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