and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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