About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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