I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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