Me too!
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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