in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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