i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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