I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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