While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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