...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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