OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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