I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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