If i come over, it means nothing
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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