Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I look better un-naked...
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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