My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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