Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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