That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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