But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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