Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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