so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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