the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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