windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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