how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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