I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You smell like stripper and shame
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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