The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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