Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
