Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
She's the barista slut.
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Oh Jesus.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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