But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
from now on my penis is your penis
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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