we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
