if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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