and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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