I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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