Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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