if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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