She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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