Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
