theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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