return my video game
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
