As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
