I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
we should paint friendship bongs
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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