did you get engaged???
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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