Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
